I went to Walmart today, and bought a bunch of food, and had an inkling in the back of my mind that maybe I could cheaply get enough stuff together to make an omelette. So I was walking around, got some more bread, more peanut butter, more jelly, and walked by some frying pans that were on sale for only $4. That suckered me in, and I headed back over to the food section to buy some cheese and eggs. I also got 2 real plates and some real silverware (and some more ramen, and some little noodles that are kind of like ramen). And I got a comforter/blanket for my bed too.
When I got back, I went right to the kitchen and started cooking. I had to use a pliers from my toolkit to turn on the stove, because all the knobs are either missing or broken. Then, I put some butter in the pan, like all good cooks do, and to spare you the details of how to cook an omelette (because I don't really know how), here is the result:
Not pretty is it? But it still tasted good.